| April Fool | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| shaves your dog. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| TPs your house. | |
| glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| sells your kidneys on Ebay. | |
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Date: 2006-03-30 10:18 pm (UTC)