On the Sanzo Ikkou and sports...

[naxto]

BentochanZ:*wishes there was more than just the one episode where Sanzo and Gojyo played pool*
Blinkdog01: Golf maybe?
Blinkdog01: Oooh! Skiball!
BentochanZ: O_o
BentochanZ: *tries to imagen Sanzo playing golf*
BentochanZ: ohh...Sanzo would be deadly with a golf club....
SID6Kitty: "Hey, Roach Boy...duck."
"Why should I?"
"Do you want a golf ball dead in the center of your brain?"
"N-No..."
SID6Kitty: "Whelp, too late!" *whack, thud*
BentochanZ: ROTFLMMFAO
BentochanZ: Sanzo would do that too
BentochanZ: Id like to see the guys play volleyball
BentochanZ: or better yet....Dodgeball!
SID6Kitty: Owww
BentochanZ: *can see Sanzo whiping balls at Gojyo and Goku's heads*
SID6Kitty: "Hey! Sanzoo! That one almost broke my nose!"
"I'll make sure not to miss next time."
BentochanZ: heeheehee
BentochanZ: Oiii Sanzo! Harehet...*gets wacked by a ball to the head*
Urusai Bakasaru! *whips a ball at Gojyo's crotch*
BentochanZ: Gojyo: AHHHHHHHH! *clutches his injured bits* Goddanmit bousu! What the hell was that for??
Sanzo:Cause you were there Kappa!*whips another ball at Gojyo*
BentochanZ: what else could they play...
BentochanZ: floor hockey...might be to dangerous considering the players
BentochanZ:*can see Sanzo wacking Gojyo in the head or nuts with a puck and/or hockey stick*
SID6Kitty: "Hah! You missed!"
"Like hell I did." *CRA-ACK!* "Well damn...I need a new hockey stick..." *tosses the fragmented stick aside*
BentochanZ: LMMFAO!
BentochanZ: and Hakkai would be off to the side shakeing his head and going "Yare yare desu ne..."
BentochanZ: hmmm...football?
SID6Kitty: "PUNT!"
"Wait, what're you kicking? There aren't any~" *WHAM*
*squeaky voice* "Th-That...was low..." * clutches crotch and falls over*
BentochanZ: heeeheehee
BentochanZ: Sanzo is sooo mean to Gojyo...
BentochanZ: paintball/lasertag
SID6Kitty: "So, what? This thing shoots lil lights...and you're it if I hit you with it?"
*Goku nods with a grin* "Uh huh!"
"Pfft...waste of time." *pulls out pistol and aims*
"Um...I-I take it...you dun want to p-play?" *gulp*
BentochanZ: heeeheeeheehee
BentochanZ: Paintball would be downright scary if Sanzo played:
Sanzo: *shoots Gojyo in the ass*
Gojyo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Fucking monk!
Sanzo: *looks innocent* What?
BentochanZ: hmm...
BentochanZ: they cant do to much to each other skiing I dont think...
SID6Kitty: "Hey, Gojyo!"
"What?"
"Wanna see the biggest Snowball on earth?!"
"Sure! Where is it?!"
"Right HERE!" *pivots and trips roach boy, causing him to tumble and collect snow until he's a massive white boulder heading down the hill*
*Sanzo stops there, points, and laughs*
BentochanZ: LMAO
BentochanZ: I stand corrected!
SID6Kitty: *is evil*
BentochanZ:^_^heeheehee
SID6Kitty: "Hakkai?"
"Yeah, Goku?"
"Remember that time, you were ten...wished for the biggest snowcone in the world?"
"I...think so...why?"
*points* "Here it comes." *ducks for cover*
BentochanZ: LMMFAO!
BentochanZ: baseball?
BentochanZ: Ohhh...Sanzo with a bat...heeheeehee
SID6Kitty: "He-HEY! You're supposed to drop the bat when you run bases, Sanzo!"
"Really?" *removes cigarette, blowing a puff of smoke skyward* "I dun see the point..."
"Cause it's the rules..."
*another batter slams the ball* "Dun make sense to me..." *begins running, using his bat to knock out the Second Base man, Shortstop, Third Baseman, and the Catcher before smacking the umpire for bad ruling*
BentochanZ: LMMFAO...
BentochanZ: Sanzo+contact sports=baaaaaad idea
BentochanZ: soccer?
SID6Kitty: "Damnit, I already kicked enough balls today...why should I chase this damn thing across the fucking field?"
"It's a GAME, Sanzo...just play it..." *punt*
*ball gets stuck in Hakkai's jaw* "Guess I win..." *walks off the field, taking a drag of his cig*
BentochanZ: LMAO
BentochanZ: did we run out of sports?
SID6Kitty: All the 'safe' ones
SID6Kitty: Olympic sports would be deadly
BentochanZ: VERY deadly
BentochanZ: what can Sanzo play(other than mahjong,pool,and poker) that would be non life threatening to the other 3?
SID6Kitty: Hmm...
SID6Kitty: Pachinko
BentochanZ: LOL
BentochanZ: Sanzo playing Pachinko would be hillarious
SID6Kitty: "So...So many balls..."
BentochanZ: ^_^
BentochanZ: Gojyo would tease the hell out of him too
SID6Kitty: "Genjo-kuun...why are you playing that? Aren't my balls fun enough?"
BentochanZ: LMMFAO