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Oct. 17th, 2006 03:12 am
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BentochanZ: I just bought a whip of fire
ArchangelX777: I think pretty soon, your character is going to be classified as a WMD.
BentochanZ: :-DYAYS!
ArchangelX777: No, that's bad, because Iron Man will make you register and kick your puppy.
BentochanZ: Ill just kill the drunken bastard
ArchangelX777: He's also got a Thunder God on his side, and seems to have unstoppable insanity powers.
BentochanZ: so he's a fucking godmodder...so is Seitan Taisei
ArchangelX777: Yes, but Iron Man is one of the few people that can do that because of the clothes he wears.
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei Son Goku > Tony Stark on the best day of his drunken life
ArchangelX777: Has he come back from the dead?
BentochanZ: Iron would not stop an insane bloodlusting demi-god
BentochanZ: almost-he can heal himself from being pretty fucking close to dead by useing the earths energy
ArchangelX777: But Iron is a natural . . . y'know, good weapon against the supernatural.
ArchangelX777: Oh! And Tony has nanobots now too.
ArchangelX777: So he can do that too.
ArchangelX777: Either that, or he's technorganic. I forget.
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei has claws that rival Logan's...only they arent metal
ArchangelX777: James was wearing Tony's suit in the comics recently.
BentochanZ: who's this James person?
ArchangelX777: Wolverine.
ArchangelX777: His name is James Howlett.
BentochanZ: oh yeah...Im just more used to Logan
ArchangelX777: He totally looked like Iron Man when he was fighting the Atlanteans until he pulled out his claws.
BentochanZ: lol
ArchangelX777: That was totally ridiculous.
BentochanZ: LMAO
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei could kick Wolvies ass
ArchangelX777: I dunno. Wolverine gained immortality some time in the last six months, apparently.
ArchangelX777: Because a guy sploded him down to his skellington, and he grew back.
ArchangelX777: In a matter of minutes.
BentochanZ: o_O
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei would find a way around this...or Sanzo could just sutra Wolvies ass
ArchangelX777: He snuck up behind the guy and punched him in the face, after that.
ArchangelX777: Oh, wait!
ArchangelX777: Wolverine was burnt down to his skellington TWICE in the past six months.
BentochanZ: OWIES
ArchangelX777: Yeah.
ArchangelX777: Cyclops said "Man, if that guy thinks Logan's dead, he obviously doesn't know who he is."
BentochanZ: LOL
BentochanZ: but could Wolvie stand up to the power of a holy sutra and/or a uber-godmodder demi-god?
BentochanZ: and yes...I wanna post this on LJ
ArchangelX777: . . . Wolverine has taken down gods before.
ArchangelX777: Wolverine's also fought the Hulk.
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei > Hulk
ArchangelX777: Wolverine's killed Phoenix.
BentochanZ: Seitan Taisei could EASILY kill Phoenix...and it'd probly jump to him in the process
BentochanZ: now thats a scary thought
ArchangelX777: I dunno. Phoenix can ressurect its host if it wants.
BentochanZ: but it would probly like him more-it'd be like "screw this host! This guy is better!"
ArchangelX777: I dunno. They recently said something about Jean Grey being the perfect host.
ArchangelX777: I dunno how much better you can get than perfect.
BentochanZ: *shrugs*
BentochanZ: and fuck...I ran out of argument
ArchangelX777: The trick to beating the Phoenix is making her feel dumb before you kill her, so she doesn't want to come back.
ArchangelX777: Hehe.
ArchangelX777: You'd have to get her to kick a puppy or something for her to stay dead for a while.
BentochanZ: oh...Seitan Taisei could definitly do that
BentochanZ: more in an "Oh shit I was retarded for picking a fight with this dude!" kind of way
ArchangelX777: Oh, see, that doesn't work. Then Phoenix just blows up the whole galaxy.
ArchangelX777: He'd have to like, dodge an attack and let it hit a little girl or something.
BentochanZ: he is more than fast enough to do that...then he'd rip her face off
ArchangelX777: Then there you'd go.
BentochanZ: :-D
ArchangelX777: Unless she read his mind and found out it was a trick. Then she'd just come back, and be pissed.
BentochanZ: nope-wouldnt be a trick-he'd just dodge all her attacks
BentochanZ: and then maul her to death
BentochanZ: the only ones that can beat Seitan Taisei are Konzen/Sanzo,Kanzeon Bosatsu, and recently Hakkai
ArchangelX777: Luckily, she's supposed to remain dead for at least 100 years.
BentochanZ: and Hakkai had to take off his limiters
BentochanZ: heh
ArchangelX777: But yeah, at that point, her Phoenix powers were so strong, she could retroactively telepathically contact someone in the past.
BentochanZ: ...
ArchangelX777: Thus she destroyed the timeline where she awoke by getting Cyclops to start boning Emma Frost.
ArchangelX777: Which I figure makes her the second coolest girlfriend ever.
BentochanZ: lol
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