naxto | May. 29th, 2007

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Godliness

Your symbol is:

the eagle, for grace, power, and big freaking wings

You rule from:

a tower surrounded by circling dragons!

At your side is:

your sexiest bodyguards

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

laser-gun-totin' space pirates!

Your most popular law is:

No-pants Fridays

Your least popular law is:

Hot people register for draft; hey, your guards get old

Your worst enemy is:

cranberries - ewww

Your popularity rating is:

Your chance of being overthrown is:

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