*gigglesnorts*

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by ssjbento. hawkeye9723 is stalking ssjbento hawkeye9723’s REAL name : Tonya Moslander hawkeye9723’s REAL DOB : 29th September 1987 Height :163 cm Weight : 74.4 kg hawkeye9723 has dreamt about you : 20 times hawkeye9723 became interested in you : 10th March 2003 hawkeye9723’s latest dream about you You are stranded with hawkeye9723 on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes. This is how hawkeye9723 describes your relationship behind your back ‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. ssjbento told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’ hawkeye9723’s been stealing stuff from your house too. Since meeting ssjbento in , hawkeye9723 has managed to collect around 10 of ssjbento’s old TV remotes. They’ve even started modifying their body for you hawkeye9723 took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory. The Police No. calls to the police : 24 times Your Last Call to The Police "Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again." hawkeye9723’s Police File hawkeye9723 makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted. Testimonies about hawkeye9723 ayonoi - Spaced out junkie ‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill hawkeye9723!’ wizbangtm - A boring stoner ‘How depressing. I feel sorry for ssjbento, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’ kahlannightwing - Loves staring at dead bodies ‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than hawkeye9723. Terrible person.’