| April Fool | |
 airhead8324 | has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. |
| anneelise | shaves your dog. |
| ardan_angel | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| aximuslokar | TPs your house. |
| ayonoi | glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. |
| cleodasia | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| crowshinigami | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| katlynne | legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. |
| kazetenshi | smiles. All the time. |
| reneerbot | sells your kidneys on Ebay. |
