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Aug. 9th, 2005 01:03 amArchangelX777: Oh, and apparently God and his only begotten son, Superman, side with people whose names either have saint in them or are named after a saint.
BentochanZ: o_O
ArchangelX777: Link had to fight Pyro and God and Superman. Link won.
BentochanZ: lol
ArchangelX777: 1. Iron Man vs Jakie Chan. It would be long slow grueling match but in the end Iron Man wins by virtue of the fact that he's in a suit of damn iron.
BentochanZ: I disagree with that
BentochanZ: Jackie-sama would win
ArchangelX777: You have to remember that Iron Man has lasers.
BentochanZ: Tony Stark is a fucking whino
ArchangelX777: Jackie, while fast, is not faster than light.
ArchangelX777: But he's a genius whino in a metal suit.
BentochanZ: pfft-he's still a whino
ArchangelX777: 2. Neo vs. Wonderwoman? I want to say Wonderwoman but Neo has the power of poor scripts and incomprehensible plot on his side. WW gets him in her lasso? "Whoa, you can't do that, I'm the one!" And BAM! he's free. Repeat this process until she's dead.
BentochanZ: Neo would win...Wonderwoman sucks
ArchangelX777: Yeah.
ArchangelX777: And then Wolvie killed Neo.
ArchangelX777: And then The Flash.
BentochanZ: LOL
BentochanZ: Wolvie pwns all
ArchangelX777: Well . . . Wolvie had to fight Link.
ArchangelX777: And Link DID beat God.
BentochanZ: except Sanzo-Sanzo would shoot Wolvie dead
ArchangelX777: Tis tricky.
BentochanZ: which Link is it tho?
ArchangelX777: . . . Wolverine basically can't be shot dead.
ArchangelX777: I dunno. All the Links are pretty badass.
BentochanZ: has Logan ever been shot with a banishing gun?
BentochanZ: Sanzo>Logan>Link
ArchangelX777: Logan has been shot with lots of things. Including alien guns.
BentochanZ: and if all else fails-Sanzo would sutra Logans Canadian ass
ArchangelX777: And I dunno. I mean, Link has more weapons than Logan, and he's uberfocused. He always has to deal with annoying things and still saves the day.
ArchangelX777: But Logan has a metal skellington.
BentochanZ: so? Sanzo has a holy sutra-me thinks the sutra can get around the admantium
ArchangelX777: Hrm. Maybe.
ArchangelX777: But Link DID beat God.
ArchangelX777: I don't see how Sanzo could beat Link.
ArchangelX777: Link can summon the Triforce.
BentochanZ: what is this triforce you speak of?
ArchangelX777: . . . have you not played a Legend of Zelda game?
BentochanZ: no
ArchangelX777: *is shocked*
BentochanZ: lol
ArchangelX777: The Triforce is an item of near infinite power left behind by the three goddesses that created Hyrule.
ArchangelX777: It is formed by the Triforce of Wisdom, usually in the care of a Zelda, the Triforce of Power, which Ganon usually has, and the Triforce of Courage, which always ends up with a Link.
BentochanZ: dude...the Maten Sutra would kick the triforces holy ass
ArchangelX777: The Triforce, when the three pieces are brought together, can do anything.
BentochanZ: can it kill things very very dead?
ArchangelX777: It can tear apart reality and make new realities if the person wants it to.
BentochanZ: can it now? pfft
ArchangelX777: The only reason Ganon didn't use it to kill Link was because Link got it away from him first and then sealed him in another universe.
BentochanZ: the Maten Sutra is one of the five sutras used in the creation of heaven and earth-it can beat the triforce
ArchangelX777: It's one of the five.
ArchangelX777: The Triforce is all three of the artifacts of the goddesses power.
BentochanZ: the sutra has more power in its non-existant pinky than the triforce has in its entire body
ArchangelX777: So . . . the sutra can make you God?
BentochanZ: *chokes on water*
BentochanZ: kinda-make a new heaven and earth-you are its god
ArchangelX777: . . . Yeah. The Triforce is more powerful. *pats bento on the back*
BentochanZ: fuck the triforce...*pouts*
BentochanZ: o_O
ArchangelX777: Link had to fight Pyro and God and Superman. Link won.
BentochanZ: lol
ArchangelX777: 1. Iron Man vs Jakie Chan. It would be long slow grueling match but in the end Iron Man wins by virtue of the fact that he's in a suit of damn iron.
BentochanZ: I disagree with that
BentochanZ: Jackie-sama would win
ArchangelX777: You have to remember that Iron Man has lasers.
BentochanZ: Tony Stark is a fucking whino
ArchangelX777: Jackie, while fast, is not faster than light.
ArchangelX777: But he's a genius whino in a metal suit.
BentochanZ: pfft-he's still a whino
ArchangelX777: 2. Neo vs. Wonderwoman? I want to say Wonderwoman but Neo has the power of poor scripts and incomprehensible plot on his side. WW gets him in her lasso? "Whoa, you can't do that, I'm the one!" And BAM! he's free. Repeat this process until she's dead.
BentochanZ: Neo would win...Wonderwoman sucks
ArchangelX777: Yeah.
ArchangelX777: And then Wolvie killed Neo.
ArchangelX777: And then The Flash.
BentochanZ: LOL
BentochanZ: Wolvie pwns all
ArchangelX777: Well . . . Wolvie had to fight Link.
ArchangelX777: And Link DID beat God.
BentochanZ: except Sanzo-Sanzo would shoot Wolvie dead
ArchangelX777: Tis tricky.
BentochanZ: which Link is it tho?
ArchangelX777: . . . Wolverine basically can't be shot dead.
ArchangelX777: I dunno. All the Links are pretty badass.
BentochanZ: has Logan ever been shot with a banishing gun?
BentochanZ: Sanzo>Logan>Link
ArchangelX777: Logan has been shot with lots of things. Including alien guns.
BentochanZ: and if all else fails-Sanzo would sutra Logans Canadian ass
ArchangelX777: And I dunno. I mean, Link has more weapons than Logan, and he's uberfocused. He always has to deal with annoying things and still saves the day.
ArchangelX777: But Logan has a metal skellington.
BentochanZ: so? Sanzo has a holy sutra-me thinks the sutra can get around the admantium
ArchangelX777: Hrm. Maybe.
ArchangelX777: But Link DID beat God.
ArchangelX777: I don't see how Sanzo could beat Link.
ArchangelX777: Link can summon the Triforce.
BentochanZ: what is this triforce you speak of?
ArchangelX777: . . . have you not played a Legend of Zelda game?
BentochanZ: no
ArchangelX777: *is shocked*
BentochanZ: lol
ArchangelX777: The Triforce is an item of near infinite power left behind by the three goddesses that created Hyrule.
ArchangelX777: It is formed by the Triforce of Wisdom, usually in the care of a Zelda, the Triforce of Power, which Ganon usually has, and the Triforce of Courage, which always ends up with a Link.
BentochanZ: dude...the Maten Sutra would kick the triforces holy ass
ArchangelX777: The Triforce, when the three pieces are brought together, can do anything.
BentochanZ: can it kill things very very dead?
ArchangelX777: It can tear apart reality and make new realities if the person wants it to.
BentochanZ: can it now? pfft
ArchangelX777: The only reason Ganon didn't use it to kill Link was because Link got it away from him first and then sealed him in another universe.
BentochanZ: the Maten Sutra is one of the five sutras used in the creation of heaven and earth-it can beat the triforce
ArchangelX777: It's one of the five.
ArchangelX777: The Triforce is all three of the artifacts of the goddesses power.
BentochanZ: the sutra has more power in its non-existant pinky than the triforce has in its entire body
ArchangelX777: So . . . the sutra can make you God?
BentochanZ: *chokes on water*
BentochanZ: kinda-make a new heaven and earth-you are its god
ArchangelX777: . . . Yeah. The Triforce is more powerful. *pats bento on the back*
BentochanZ: fuck the triforce...*pouts*
