Snagged from a bunch of people

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with SSJ Bento's Disorder
Cause:	lack of fresh air
Symptoms:	pacing, glowing, mild fear of drowning
Cure:	prayer
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General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Martha Stewart
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Osama bin Laden
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

the person who created Barney
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The assholes who shop at the Walmart I work at
Circle VII Burning Sands

Walmart
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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