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Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from ssjbento.

anneelise is stalking ssjbento
anneelise's REAL name :	Page Mcreynolds
anneelise's REAL DOB :	19th May 1987
Height :159 cm	Weight : 60.7 kg
anneelise has dreamt about you :	28 times
anneelise became interested in you :	17th September 2004
anneelise's latest dream about you
anneelise and ssjbento are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how anneelise describes your relationship behind your back
'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to ssjbento about it yet but I'm sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.'
anneelise's been stealing stuff from your house too.
anneelise has a habit of searching ssjbento's home for sex toys and 'borrowing' any that they find.
They've even started modifying their body for you
anneelise had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I've just creamed myself thinking about you. There's no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I've used this card instead.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	11 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is ssjbento, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of anneelise is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
anneelise's Police File
anneelise will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.

Testimonies about anneelise

bakayaro_onna - A daring kleptomaniac

'I've known them both for a long time and I can safely say I've never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.'

telophase - Drunken Posse

'Surprise Surprise, anneelise's a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.'

befanini - Worships the sun

'Thank Christ I never let anneelise into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!'